I don't have much to say tonight. I'm trying to make this as brief as possible. The main thing to note is that I don't think I've ever had much to say on this blog. I don't know that bloggers ever really have.
Well, that's not true. Some have shared hilarious stories, great news reports, shocking truths about great events, unscrupulous political deeds, tawdry celebrity gossip and other stuff. Me, not so much.
But, I feel like I've made a pathetic showing in the last few months, er, better part of the last year, of recording my thoughts about current events, movies I've seen, restaurants I've visited, ruminations on the past and thoughts about the future and all that stuff that blogs are about.

Ok, well, hopefully I'll pull my head, feet, or whatever is stuck out of the sand and do more writing. These are exciting times! It is May 1st 2012! According to hipsters and nerds and their talks about the Mayans, this is the last year of the entire world! Or not. Just in case I'm going to try to record more. More thoughts, more reviews, more stupid asides. And more ideas that confirm in my few readers my lack of original ideas. Or confirm in you my lack of good ideas. The two go hand in hand since I have few good ideas and if I did it would be an original idea, equally unlikely to be spawned by my mind- so there you go, readers! Keep reading and look out for the good stuff, because it will most likely not be from me.

But that won't stop me from copying it down and quoting it as if it were mine. Ha!

After all, the Repeat Offender survives only to offend again!